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Had a dream about this - had to make it.
I’m culturally vegan. I still eat meat, but I observe the major holidays: Guiltsgiving and Passive-Aggressmas.
They put women and minorities in my pew-pew movie and now I have to leave a 1-star review and cry…
When my kids draw on the walls I graffiti over it. Gotta remind them whose turf this is.
My body is a temple. It’s abandoned, full of bats, and there’s a guy outside selling potions.
New Feature: Tap and Swipe!
Did a few more enhancements a couple days ago.
Making sure I raise my daughter with a backbone. I forbid her to leave the house with an exoskeleton. This house is for mammals ONLY. My habitat MY rules.
Japan during World War 2 = Crazy Reich Asians
Game review of “WIFE” stunning graphics, confusing interface, endless sidequests, no cheats allowed and DOES NOT LIKE IT IN THE WARP ZONE.
When you hear bones breaking in a TV show or movie what you’re actually hearing is a foley artist in a sound studio breaking their own bones.
Buddhist kid: I want nothing.
Warlock prison is rough. You either beat someone up on the first day or become someone’s witch.
They put chemicals in pools that change the color of the water if you go to the bathroom and I…
People calling their pets their “children” is like me calling my kids “my pets” - which I only do when I make them poop in a box or run on their exercise wheels.
Onlyfans? Oh you mean a bodcast.
Oh you’re a big fan? Show me your 3-4 blades.
Never throw breadcrumbs on a geese fire.
My daughter’s been watching too many Disney cartoons and I’m starting to worry about unrealistic…