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Today in Youtube's joke of a fair-use appeal process

DNA Lounge: Wherein another artifact comes to light

Today in Hoffman Lenses

More Pi fuckery

DNA Lounge: Wherein we're twenty-five

Weird Pi failure mode

We turn now to the Book of Jones

Matt Dorsey, ladies and gentlemen.

Today in Waymos On Fire:

DNA Lounge: Wherein we are going hard on movie nights

[REDACTED] walks into a bar

Scientists decry conference's use of hidden prompts to snare AI peer reviews

DNA Lounge: Wherein it's a series of tubes

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good and should be indicted.

jwz mixtape 259

DNA Lounge: Wherein another artifact comes to light

Recent movies and TV

The Warrior-Witches of Ukraine's Resistance

The Vaillancourt Fountain when it was fully operational

Priest removed as exorcist after his comments on UFOs and demons

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI

DNA Lounge: Wherein the Surveillance-Industrial Complex gains another foothold in SF

Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta for Scraping Its Porn

RELEASE THE "P" TAPE

433 MHz remote from cron

Like Gerald Ford and George H. W. Bush, I am no stranger to plumbing problems

Today in the scraperpocalypse...

In case you needed one more reason to shake an angry fist at Bezos

It has come to my attention that I have not posted a bloody mary photo since before the world ended

DNA Lounge: Wherein, RIP Ira

"Blink twice if Zuckerberg is an asshole"

Chad Valley Wooden Influencer Roleplay Set

Are.na Hypernormalisation Machine

Help me keep home.mcom.com online

There are good heists, and then there's this one

Vaillancourt Fontain

Today in Hot Superyacht Probs

I am not seeing "Orange Catholic Pope" trending yet, and that causes me... pain.

Today in "Butlerian Jihad" news

Time for you to retire, old friend

WordPress "AI" Apocalypse Extremely Fucking Nigh

The AI botnets cannot be stopped

Today in hot superyacht probs...

Sometimes, when two fighter jets love each other very much...

The Rust Evangelism Task Force has declared "ethics" to be out of scope

Today in "Fascists and their dongs" news

Internet of Shit

I see 1Password is stepping on the rake again

How to radicalize investment bankers against AI:

Speaking of robot bartenders

A slopfondler walks into a bar, redux

Life imitates Carpenter once more

Operation Epic Furious

This fountain is not going down without a fight!

Last Days of Playland

Happy time_t 1777777777 to all who celebrate

Fake Courtesy Machine

Single-issue voters

DNA Lounge: Wherein we have a galley of dick pix

Everything Is Free And Nothing Matters

DNA Lounge: Wherein we check in on the flashbulb

Penis costume protester prevails in court

Global Tetrahedron

DNA Lounge: Wherein The Pound gets a retrospective

Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Doomed

Insurance Fraud Fursona

"Joy", which they have rebranded as "Economic Impact..."

Honk Honk. It's The Bonk.

Emphasis on "Con"

DNA Lounge: Wherein our long pizza delivery nightmare has finally reached a middle

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman's Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Operation Dildo Blitz

Still seeking Basecamp alternative

jwz mixtape 258

I just like saying "Dicks Rewards"

Important XScreenSaver policy update

President Nyarlathotep Is Simply Engaging in Classic "Mad Outer God" Negotiating Tactics

Today I woke up and chose violence

So much winning

SMS chatbots are going great

New Numbers Station just dropped

Fannettsburg Reformed Church Cemetery

XScreenSaver 6.15

Internet advertising is going great.

GLES 1.x transparency

"Official Video, Full HD, Remastered"

The Oberlin Luddite Club

DNA Lounge: Wherein our long SVOG audit nightmare is finally over

Recent movies and TV

Oil collapse (no not that kind)

Google Pass, redux

systemd-censord

GitHub Copilot litigation

Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House

Suspension Bridges of Disbelief, part 2

The best privacy money can buy

Tinder to AI your dick pix

Today in ACAB: Afroman defeats Officer Lemon Pound Cake

Stop threatening me with a good time

A slopfondler walks into a bar

macOS 26 guest user

The TBOTE Project

By order of His Majesty King Mob

AI protest music is a thing now

Antimatter Truckers

The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet

DNA Lounge: Wherein Live Nation / Ticketmaster slips the noose again

Math is hard, Mastodon edition

Today in scrapers

Lightning on Demand is back

How much water do the data centres use? It's a secret.

Monarch title sequence

That one XKCD thing, now interactive

Linux Xft Unicode fonts

Palantir Sues Swiss Magazine For Accurately Reporting That The Swiss Government Didn't Want Palantir

Let Friction Ring

Amanda Seyfried's Prosthetic Butthole

DNA Lounge: Wherein we've got Spencer's VHS tapes

YouTube Oauth API fuckery

How to get out of jury duty

"Hahaha get wrecked ya surveilling fucks"

All Your Base, slight remaster

Danny Bluejeans won't let a little thing like a blackout interrupt his daughter's talent show

Having a Plurality of Actuators

Tear Us a Heart

"Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

S.F. looks to repeal law requiring stores to accept cash

DNA Lounge Update, Wherein we have more flyer screens

jwz mixtape 257

Peter Thiel, Bad Vampire

Periodic reminder that "good billionaire" Marc Benioff is still a massive piece of shit

'AI' is a dick move

March for Billionaires

Waymo Exec Admits Remote Drivers in Philippines

Future of the Ferry Building

SVG triangulation

Advanced Features

DNA Lounge: Wherein I have some thoughts on food delivery apps

DNA Lounge: Wherein DNA Pizza does deliveries again

Mozilla has 1.4 BILLION dollars that they are spending on some AI bullshit.

Re-implementing Patreon

Alcatraz Coyote

Patreon is lying again, and blaming Apple, again.

Recent movies and TV

The Dildo Distribution Delegation

DNA Lounge: Wherein Ribley has skelbows

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

DNA Lounge: Wherein the video webcast works better

PRANIC LIFT 777

My long payphone nightmare has reached a middle

"Wait, The Metaverse is just cell phones now?" "Always has been."

Kitten Meat Deli Slices

XScreenSaver 6.14

Schrödinger's Mask

The Dilbert Hole

How ICE training works

Periodic reminder that Newsom sucks

Tariffs are going great

CA DROP is finally live

Watchmen being topical again

Four way stop versus $100 billion valuation, redux.

Great Moments in Patents

Eyeball Landscape

Artisanal, locally-sourced poop

Big beautiful stickers, the best stickers

Dali Clock in the wild

Snarkatron appreciation post

My 50 most popular blog posts in 2025

2025 music wrap-up, and mixtape 256

Today in "Google broke email"

Christmas Throwback: EXERCISE VAGUE JOY

Eminent Domain PG&E

Four way stop versus $100 billion valuation.

What are your favorite Shadertoys?

The "Donut Shop Ends Police Discount" guy is no longer Deputy Director of the FBI.

The original Mozilla "Dinosaur" logo artwork

RIP John Varley

PRANIC LIFT 777

What if the Torment Nexus was fundamental to WordPress?

Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist

Under Attack, Please Stand By

Honsky Dot CX Adjustable Anus Clamp

Today in Email Hegemony

Video text remover

Los Campesinos on streaming:

Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business

Theseus The Tank Engine

XScreenSaver and PAM

Kohler's $600/month toilet camera uses your turds to train AI

XScreenSaver 6.13

OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide

Happy BitBLT Day to all who celebrate

DNA Lounge: Wherein I love watching changeover

Today in Hoffman Lenses

Regret to inform you that Palantir still exists.

President Bone-Spurs capes for Prince Bone-Saw

We can't have nice fountains, part 3

The algorithm failed music

DHS Just Pepper-Sprayed a Baby

DNA Lounge: Wherein our FORTIETH anniversary is next Friday!

Pi 4 SPI lossage

Monkey Jailbreak

Hand-cranked "They Live" transformation

Star Wars Holiday Special

excluding a volume from overlayfs

Danny Bluejeans said please

Exterminate all rational AI scrapers, redux redux

Democrats' New Abundance Platform Isn't Playing Out Well in San Francisco

"The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point."

Show them the finger, babe.

Perennial "Fuck the Blue Angels" post.

Protest costumes

Today in Christofascism

NextClown SSO SAML

SOMA Nature Walk Challenge:

Basecamp alternative

jwz mixtape 255

Upgrading Our Way Through OpenGL 1.x

Delusions of a Protocol

I may write a strongly-worded letter.

DNA Lounge: Wherein we reach Card 999

"Stop, or I'll say 'Stop' again."

Today in TicketBastard

jwz mixtape 254

DNA Lounge: Wherein you get a bird's eye view

Felon 100 ➡︎

AI company finds a way to be even more cartoonishly evil

MAGA Is Mad at GWAR

This Place Is Not a Place of Honor

Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime

Netscape Navigator 2.0 was released 30 years ago today

Yet another Space-X vehicle explodes

Stephen Miller does not play with dolls.

Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth

Qualifying Conditions

The Bone Farmer

Qualifying Conditions

The "School Shooting Industry"

DNA Lounge: Wherein we get some GLŌM press

Bobby Brainworms Bonanza

Who wore it best?