The Underground Bunker
Temu Himmler demoted back to El Centro as Trump deals with Pretti slaying
40 years ago: The eerie Hollywood sendoff for Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard
Trump blames Dumbocrats for the deaths of Good and Pretti
Heber Jentzsch, from Utah polygamist to Scientology president: A life in press clips
Q patriots suddenly believe maybe it’s not a good idea to carry a gun around
When NFL great John Brodie was a Scientology pitchman
White House puts out Greenland meme with penguin, a Southern Hemisphere bird
PREMIERE: Lawrence Wright interview of L. Ron Hubbard’s final caretaker Steve ‘Sarge’ Pfauth
Trump thrills Q patriots with suggestion that he will run for a ‘fourth’ term
Scientology sues city for LAPD info on the Shelly Miscavige revelations by Yashar Ali
TACO Trump caves on Greenland
‘Save the Garden’ meets goal for initiative inspired by Scientology development
One year in: ‘I was going to call it the Gulf of Trump’
Scientology ramping up the hype for its newest ‘Ideal Org’
Trump still dreaming of Canadian anschluss along with Greenland blitzkrieg
Hilary Duff a ‘secret Scientologist’? Why we’re doubtful.
Q patriots still hope Trump unleashes the storm on libturds
Court denies Danny Masterson’s request to combine his appeal and habeas petition
Laura Loomer at Mar-a-Lago as Trump enjoys a 4-day weekend
Laugh with John Novosad and help the Aftermath Foundation aid people leaving Scientology
Trump gets a boulevard named after him and libturds can stuff it
Jefferson Hawkins: Tribute to a Scientology whistleblower
Trump gets his participation trophy, and suggests there will be no midterm election
Scientology’s former film director on L. Ron Hubbard, method acting, and Tom Cruise
While the Minneapolis siege rages, it’s a rococo party at Mar-a-Lago
Best early takedown of Dianetics? Perhaps this gem from the great Carey McWilliams
Trump to critics: Drop dead
See the next generation of Scientology superstars being groomed to perfection!
Trump to make Saudi Arabia great again
Scientology’s new class of super beings are here to take over the planet!
Trump justifies ICE murder: ‘You heard the same crunch I did’
Alex Barnes-Ross talks to current Scientology staffer who joined because of Tom Cruise
It’s a QAnon world now, and libturds can’t do anything about it
Proof of Life: Looking for a family member stuck in Scientology?
Trump on Greenland: We can do it the easy way or the hard way
Heber Jentzsch: A Scientology life shaped by control, and the cost paid by a son
Trump administration keeps feeding Q patriots with QAnon teasers
Heber Jentzsch, 90, Scientology’s longtime ‘president,’ dies in nursing home
Fox News: But her pronouns
Memories of Jefferson Hawkins from people who knew and admired him
Trump loses the QAnon Shaman over the Epstein files
Grant Cardone and Doug E. Fresh pull in a big crowd for Scientology
Five years later, and Q patriots are still storming the capitol
Mitch Brisker knows why Scientology is fixing up those old L. Ron Hubbard haunts
Our QAnon government: What a stupid time to be alive
Remembering Mike Rinder: His warning about Scientology and Christianity
Trump already bored with Venezuela: Cuba, Mexico, Greenland next!
The major Scientology donors taking over the planet, one gutter at a time
The party goes on and on at Mar-a-Lago!
The Scientology Fortress: How David Miscavige’s vision is entombing the church
Trump threatens another country and Q patriots love the libturd meltdown
Danny Masterson’s last act of 2025: Consolidating his attacks on his criminal conviction
Trump away from White House for 12 days and libturds are losing their minds
Scientology rings in 2026 with Tom Cruise in Los Angeles: The photos!
Megyn Kelly doesn’t care about ‘Trump getting handsy with somebody 20 years ago’
Scientology’s 2025: Another year is in the books at the Underground Bunker!
Libturds howl as US continues to murder on the high seas
Scientology litigation 2025: A look at the cases grinding through the courts this year
Peace in Ukraine eludes FIFA Peace Prize winner
Scientology’s video to get you hyped to ring in 2026 at your local org!
Libturds whine about Trump golfing his holidays away while country burns
How desperate is Scientology to get your wedding to its cruise ship?
Libturds howl as Trump cannily relies on Nicki Minaj to deliver policy truths
The most honest Scientology recruiting video we’ve seen in a long time
Indiana GOP senator pummels AI version of Santa and libturds howl in protest
Scientology’s prison for Shelly Miscavige isn’t very secure after all, video suggests
Does Shelly Miscavige know it’s Christmas 2025?
Trump threatens TV news networks for negative coverage
Scientology smears Alex Barnes-Ross daily, and what else is there to do but sing about it?
Trump still talking about taking over Greenland, and Denmark isn’t happy
Scientology’s next headache at UK headquarters: The water main right under its plans
Q patriots and the grift-o-sphere are getting behind Vance for ’28
Proof, finally, that sticking with Scientology for many years does wonders for your mind
Libturds howl at the redactions in the Epstein files
The Underground Bunker’s 2025 Scientology year-in-review starts today!
Putting Scientology’s data breach in perspective with a similar leak from the past
More troubling Epstein photos come out ahead of the files release
Scientologist-led startup Dream Exchange sues whistleblower after SEC flop
Old man yells at nation in widely panned address
Another cherished Scientology anniversary: 75 years since Ron was last convicted of a crime
Trump spinning madly as Epstein Day approaches
Publication gets angry letter from Scientology leader’s attorney, but doesn’t bend
Q patriots: Trump’s Rob Reiner screed was the ruthless leader we want
Finally, Scientology finds the perfect way to sell its holiest book at Christmastime!
As movie lovers mourn Rob Reiner, Q patriots figure he had it coming
New immigration headaches for Scientology and its ‘religious worker’ visas
Our bizarre world: Trump admiring portrait of himself while active shooter on the loose
Scientology took her father away, but today Jamie Sorrentini offers him a gift from the heart
At Mar-a-Lago, there’s no worrying about healthcare costs going up!
Scientology’s license to host large events at its UK headquarters faces challenge
Trump tries to muscle Indiana GOP like a mob boss and fails
Will Scientology redo its amicus? TX Lawyer on Dave’s big favor for Danny Masterson
Don’t want ICE to nab you and put you on a flight? Get the card!
Scientology DENIED: Court turns down church ‘amicus’ brief for Danny Masterson
Libturds are flummoxed by Trump’s incoherent ramblings
Scientology’s attempt to get Danny Masterson out of prison: The full ‘amicus’ brief
Jack frost nipping at your nose, masked ICE jackbooting your holidays
Postscript: How David Miscavige spun the death of Lisa McPherson
Q patriots: Trump’s tariffs are really about stopping satanic child trafficking!
Scientology’s new plan for Saint Hill’s newts: If they die, they die
Trump keeps FIFA prize close by as he hands out Kennedy Center honors
Scientology ransomware data breach: Alex Barnes-Ross on how bad it really is
Libturds howl as FIFA tickles toddler-president with shiny object
Scientology trying to intervene with court to help Danny Masterson get out of prison
Q patriots, your man wants to know why you aren’t sending him more money
Thirty years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
Q patriots are not suckers being gulled by their president, no way
How Scientology ‘caretakers’ could stand by and watch Lisa McPherson deteriorate
Q patriots energized by their man’s bold strategy of sleeping through cabinet meeting
Scientology says it’s the world’s fastest-growing religion, but its own stats say otherwise
The Secretary of War Crimes is having a tough week
Former Scientology titan Kurt Feshbach in bankruptcy, blames Google
Q patriots prepare for another MAGA holiday season as libturds weep
An OT Scientologist is in Pinellas County Jail for a truly awful reason
The affordability president prepares for war with Venezuela
Trump frees Scientologist fraudster, doesn’t free non-Scientologist crime partner
The White House grift never ends, and libturds can cry all they want to
Scientology’s IAS trophy winners part two: The big whales keeping Dave afloat in 2025
Trump’s heartwarming Thanksgiving message: Walz is retarded
It’s here! Scientology’s list of trophy-winning donors from 2025’s Patrons Ball!
A Happy Thanksgiving to Q patriots and libturds alike here at the Bunker
Thanksgiving 2025 is here and it’s time to pass the Source again!
As Trump’s poll numbers sag, he continues to rally his Q patriots
Holy Xenu’s sleigh bells: The 2025 Scientology holiday catalog is here!
KING Q: Military tribunals, war with former allies, starving poor — suck it, libturds
Lisa McPherson and the doctors: Hamstrung by the ‘spiritual’ needs of a thetan
Trump keeps throwing red meat to his Q-obsessed patriot fans
Scientology IAS gala photos: Nancy Cartwright gets her Freedom Medal!
Trump’s Q-friendly FBI team crushes another Q patriot fever dream
Court rejects brief from Danny Masterson victims intended to fix Boies Schiller AI blunder
MTG announces she’s quitting Congress: Can she wrest MAGA away in ’28?
Drama on Clearwater City Council over letter regarding Scientology: The transcript
Q patriots thrilled that their man endorses executions they’ve been waiting for
TX Lawyer examines Danny Masterson’s two separate bids to overturn his conviction
Trump keeps stumbling over the concept of ‘affordability’
Danny Masterson completes his appeal with ‘reply brief,’ and we have it all for you
High fives and smiles as Trump welcomes Saudi prince who had journo murdered
‘Babywatch,’ day one: Lisa McPherson raves out by Scientology’s holiest swimming pool
Trump incoherent at McDonald’s summit and the libturds whine
Lisa McPherson’s last opportunity for standard care ended 30 years ago today
Epstein victims put out powerful message to Congress: Release the files!
Scientology tech experts review Lisa McPherson’s grim cycle of guilt and self-blame
AI Trump has your back, Q patriots!
Lisa McPherson in Orlando: What her hotel roommate witnessed, and the Slaughter rule
Q patriots stand by their man as he turns on MTG
Tom DeVocht: Watching David Miscavige watch Lisa McPherson and her faulty ‘needle’
Jennings: Killing randos on the ocean is an electoral winner!
Finally, free from space cooties: The new Scientology OT 7s are here!
But his emails: Trump avoids questions about Epstein messages as excrement hits the fan
Why it was Scientology leader David Miscavige who declared Lisa McPherson ‘Clear’
White House gets shiny labels to help with the tenant’s cognitive issues
Countdown to Room 174: Remembering, in real time, Scientology’s grimmest scandal
Trump admits he didn’t have to knock down the East Wing
How Scientology’s friend Pam Bondi made a problem for John Travolta go away
Bernie is livid: Senate Dumbocrats cave just days after huge election victory
Let them eat caviar: What Scientology’s big donors chowed down on at the IAS gala
Milei gives Mar-a-Lago crowd a $40 billion lap dance
Scientology leaves Valerie Haney in limbo after 15th day of ‘arbitration’
Q patriot heaven: Trump fighting churches in court in order to deny food stamps
Scientology piles on with amicus brief to punish Danny Masterson victims in AI mess
Trump and Vance offended that court wants them to feed poor people
Elena Cardone flogging Dianetics? Scientology must be pretty desperate, expert says
Trump will deport you, but he loves your ‘Tcos’
Valerie Haney forced to go an unprecedented 15 days in Scientology ‘arbitration’
Victorious Mamdani to Trump: ‘I have four words for you — turn the volume up!’
OT Phenomena: More talking with the dead for Scientology superbeings!
Libturds yearn for a Harris presidency without ICE goons beating the crap out of people
Meet the people keeping Scientology afloat in 2025!
Trump: Mamdani’s a communist, and I’m much better looking than him
Tom Cruise spotted flying in and out of Scientology’s big UK three-day party
While millions starve and lose health care, it’s a rager at Mar-a-Lago!
Isabella Cruise spotted at last night’s Scientology gala for major donors
Libturds weep as Trump shows off his Lincoln Bathroom makeover
Scientology’s IAS gala 2025: Another protest, and a Tom Cruise sighting
Trick or treat: It’s Halloween and the White House is still standing, for now
IAS gala starts tonight: Scientology throws last-minute hurdles at protesters
Trump’s Asia trip provides this term’s ‘covfefe’
Appellate attorney sizes up new Scientology appeal briefs in Leah Remini suit
Trump in mental decline? That’s just libturds whining again
Scientology still irate about Mike Rinder, Claire Headley affidavits in Leah Remini lawsuit
Trump challenges AOC, Crockett to dementia test he’s still boasting he aced
Scientology attacks Leah Remini’s ‘Fair Game’ lawsuit in new appeal briefs
Trump dances in Malaysia as Milei wins in Argentina and libturds weep and weep
Scientology’s barge wants you aboard — as long as you’re not gay, on psych drugs, or in tax debt
Q patriots puzzled why their god-emperor hasn’t stopped the chemtrails
Bijou Phillips files to have daughter’s last name changed from ex Danny Masterson’s
Libturds upset that another clergy protester got a face full of federal righteousness
Newts be damned! Scientology covers field with paving despite ecological warning
Canada’s Reagan ad against tariffs sends Trump around the bend
TONIGHT: Jason Dohring and Scientology’s bible at … Fullerton Barnes & Noble?
As Trump transforms the White House into Mar-a-Lago, will he demolish the rest of it?
More Scientology hype videos for the event Tom Cruise usually crashes
Libturds screech as Johnson continues to drag his feet on Grijalva
The Church of Letting Go: How Scientology sells the silence of self-erasure
King Trump outdoes his AI crap video by tearing down part of White House
Another ‘Ideal Mission’ in California: Is Scientology on a roll?
Libturds panic over a little military demo mishap over the I-5 freeway
Scientology mega-donor explains why you must attend the big thetan meetup of 2025
Libturds howl as King Trump craps on his disloyal subjects in AI video
Former Dream Exchanger on Scientology at the startup, and other problems
Kitara is free! Trump commutes the 7-year sentence of George Santos
Scientology runs into even more obstacles as big tent party approaches
Q patriots can hardly handle all the winning as they prepare for Halloween!
Scientology has found its secret weapon to take over the planet. He’s 23.
Trump so determined to attack own country, plans to fire missiles on California
Tom Cruise single again? Scientology is ready to cash in again either way!
Group chat leaked: Young Republicans apparently did Nazi that coming
Scientology’s ham hock Grant Gardone slapped down by UK ad council
Trump enjoys victory lap in the Middle East: ‘A lot of cash. Unlimited cash.’
Attorney for Masterson victims again admits AI error, but rejects Scientology remedy
Hamas begins assassinating rivals. Trump: ‘We gave them an approval for a period of time’
IAS set for Halloween (boo!), but was once held on Scientology’s spooky cruise ship!
Diane Keaton in 2020: ‘Vote, bitches’
More Scientology allegations about Dream Exchange, now from a former executive
Trump: Nobel peace prize winner would give it to me if I asked
IAS on Halloween: Scientology’s party is set, and so is the protest
Trump overlooked for Nobel Peace Prize as he goes to war against own country
Scientology opens Silicon Valley ‘Ideal Mission’ — where it already has ‘Ideal Org’
Peace deal: good. Announcing it first on Truth Social: winning.
LRH 2.0 tells ‘Expedited Scientology’ fans he’s mulling 17-year plea deal
Pam Bondi goes on the attack and evades questions about Epstein in hearing
Scientology blasts lawyers for Masterson victims in AI fiasco, wants sanctions
Bernie: ‘Pathetic’ that Congress is on vacation during a shutdown
Scientology now tells members to save Oct 24 or 31 for big tent party
Q patriot heaven: Trump likens Dumbocrats to gnat he’s going to swat, with Navy as backdrop
Hit superhuman level in Scientology? Time to pat yourself on the back, thetan
Trump working 24/7 on the shutdown, libturds whine that he’s actually golfing
More early sci-fi fanzines dunking on L. Ron Hubbard and ‘Dianetics’
Inflation? Slowing economy? Trump and Kash keep owning the libs, and that’s what matters
Scientology & the Feds: Why the church is celebrating despite news of an SEC probe
Trump enjoying his time off during the shutdown by trolling the libturds
When the evil psychs secretly paid for information about Scientology!
Jane Goodall on Trump: Like a male chimp competing for dominance
New documents reveal Scientology’s earliest battles against naysayers
Government shuts down, and Trump threatens to cut benefits
Scientology’s plans run into ecological quagmire: Meet the Great Crested Newt!
Life under Trump: Secretary of War survives a skateboard to the nuts
Scientology posts photo of Shelly Miscavige (if you know where to look)