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Ten dead people

Ranking the Twelve Angry Men

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume LI

Crawler problems

Stuff i watched recently, August ’25

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume L

How my brain periodises history

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLIX

Stuff i watched recently: Oops! All thrillers! edition

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLVIII

Stuff i watched (+played) recently, May ’25

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLVII

One hundred and thirty-seven

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLVI

/Death of a Unicorn/ is okay, but i wish it were better

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLV

Stuff i watched recently, April ’25

A trip to Washington Wetland Centre

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLIV

Filtered for surnames

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLIII

Ranking British and English patriotic songs for no discernable reason

Stuff i watched recently, February ’25

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLII

The 2024 /Satyrs’ Forest/ Horny Awards™

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XLI

A list of countries that should change their name

Stuff i watched recently, December ’24

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XL

Lords of Misrule 2024 — let the misrule begin!

/Annihilation/: In defence of the Shimmer

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXIX

Ansichtkaarten uit de omgeving van Beamish (nl)

Postcards from kinda the area around Beamish, but not, like, Beamish itself, you kn

Stuff i watched recently, October ’24

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXVIII

A death on the internet

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXVII

List of actors to have played Doctor Who

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXVI

/Alien: Romulus/ is awesome

Stuff i watched recently, August ’24

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXV

It can’t happen here

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXIV

/Diplodocus/ is the best dinosaur

One hundred questions

Stuff i watched recently, Junely edition

The fall of Ithaca

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXIII

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXII

Stuff i watched recently, Maypril edition

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXXI

A despatch from Consett

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume λʹ

Stuff i watched recently, i forgor edition

Ranking the sciences by how evil they are

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXIX

The greatest impulse purchase in history

Stuff i watched recently, Marchuary edition

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXVIII

A map of Paganism in England and Wales

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXVII

In praise of mustelids

Stuff i watched recently

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXVI

The 2023 /Satyrs’ Forest/ Horny Awards™

The pauper’s jQuery

Lords of Misrule 2023: The rest

Lords of Misrule 2023: Pedestrian Diversions

/The Satyrs’ Forest/’s 2023 word of the year

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXV

Lords of Misrule 2023 — let the misrule begin!

A dispatch from Barnard Castle

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXIV

De Sledgehammerprojectie (nl)

The Sledgehammer projection

/Looking at the Big Sky/: the world in 2025

Hey, wanna see the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen?

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXIII

Movie review: /Goncharov 2/ (Gonchathon day 37)

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXII: emergency edition

Movie review: /Vanilla Sky/

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XXI

Affleck’s Palace: tidbits from Manchester

Where the United States got their names

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XX

I had a religious experience yesterday

The 2022 /Satyrs’ Forest/ Horny Awards™

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XIX

A despatch from Ashington

And this is where i’d switch to a Marshallese web host, If I Had One

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume X(mas)VIII

Lords of Misrule 2022: Waves, by Ræl H. Bishop

Lords of Misrule 2022: Three poems

Lords of Misrule 2022: Art, by Ariel

Lords of Misrule 2022: The Gift of the Influencers, by Baki

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XVII

Dear Tate Modern, i have a very cool idea for an art exhibit that i think you would really like. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

/The Satyrs’ Forest/’s 2022 word of the year

/Back to the Future/ (2024)

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XVI

Arts and crafts: tidbits from Manchester

The Saturnine Rites of the Cult of Phanes

Lords of Misrule 2022 — let the misrule begin!

Old book smell: tidbits from Manchester

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XV

A jolly good show: tidbits from Manchester

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume XIV

THE WAR ON SANTA

/Don’t Worry Darling/ is not the greatest film ever made

Just write about gardening or the Bible or /Zootopia/ fanfiction or something

Shatner on space

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, volume XIII

What does AI make of the Gods?

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, volume XII

The Elizabethan era

Some election maps

The toponymic bankruptcy crisis

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, volume XI

A walk down Bedlington Country Park

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, volume X

A lush cover of “Running up that Hill”

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume IX

The July media catchup

A walk down to the Quayside

Walking down e-memory lane

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume VIII

Photos from around Lower Northumberland

A crackpot theory about the song “Creep”

Notes from St Peter’s Marina

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume VII

I am not good at computer

Dispatches from a coastal walk

Chvrches at City Hall

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume VI

Eulogy for a food court

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume V

Een tierlijst van geuren, aroma’s, en stanken (nl)

Smells tier list

The increasingly irregular monthly recap, “Fuck you, it’s February!” edition

Leaked: 10 Downing Street’s playlist

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume IV

Playlist suggestions wanted

Thanks, Ms Bigot

Update: sidenotes are back!

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume III

My favourite things of 2021

Chrimbo updates

My predictions for 2022

Lords of Misrule 2021: “Dancing.png” (for lack of a proper title)

Lords of Misrule 2021: Walking and picking up trash will benefit //you// personally

New book smell / old book smell

Lords of Misrule 2021: “A Saturnalia piece”

Lords of Misrule 2021: “Words of Advice”

The not-particularly-monthly-anymore recap, “good heavens, is it really almost 2022?” edition

Het Penshawmonument (nl)

The Penshaw monument

De eerste vorst (nl)

Walking the Blyth and Tyne, part three: B L Y T H.

Het Internetassortiment, № 2 (nl)

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume II

Construction work underway

Lords of Misrule

The mystery of Newcastle’s vampire rabbit

“Good 4 U” played exclusively using big plastic sticks

/{:nl-NL Nee heb je, ja kun je krijgen}/

Letter of recommendation: //Censor//

Some nice local businesses at Ponteland market

Witte wanden, grijze banken, potplanten (nl)

White walls, grey sofas, potted plants

Walking the Blyth and Tyne, part two: Oh, Delaval is a terrible place

Het Internetassortiment — № 1 (nl)

Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume I

WashingtonWormhole

Links for the 27^th of September

Walking the Blyth and Tyne, part one: Northumberland Park to Seghill

Langs de Blyth en Tyne: een introductie (nl)

Walking the Blyth and Tyne: an introduction

Recap augustus 2021 (nl)

August 2021 recap

Links for the 28^th of August

Can you guess the Radiohead song from under a second of audio?

The Victoria Tunnel

Links for the 20^th of August

Links for the 14^th of August

High Force (nl)

July 2021 recap

Links for the 25^th of July

A map of Noord-Holland

Links for the 6^th of June

June 2021 recap

Links for the 29^th of June

Wc-wandelaars, hartaanvallen, en een paranoïde BBC (nl)

Bog trotters, heart attacks, and a paranoid Auntie

Notities van een wandeling door {:en-GB Newcastle} (nl)

Notes from a walk through Newcastle

Links for the 18^th of June

Links voor 9 juni (nl)

Links for the 9^th of June

Links voor 4 juni (nl)

Links for the 4^th of June

Volledig gevaccineerd (nl)

Fully vaccinated

Links voor 26 mei (nl)

Links for the 26^th of May

{:en-GB Lady Waterford Hall} (nl)

Lady Waterford Hall

Gedachten aan de Songfestival (nl)

Thoughts on Eurovision

Links for the 22^nd of May

Links voor 22 mei (nl)

Het Eurovisiesongfestivaldrankspel 2021 (nl)

The Eurovision 2021 drinking game

Welcome to the new /Garden/

Welkom bij de nieuwe /Tuin/ (nl)

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume LII