The Bloggess

Want a chaotically signed book?

THE 16TH ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

The 16th annual James Garfield Miracle, coming soon.

Criminally underdressed.

Things to distract you in November

Have a good one, either way I guess.

Running away for a little bit.

What’s your street name?

Sorry. My OCD won.

You are being scammed. Don’t fall for it.

My favorite October reads

Happy October, Motherfucker.

It’s not the same as hugging Shelley Duvall, but it feels like the next best thing.

Crowdsourcing recurrent aseptic meningitis treatment

Apologies to the people who saw me sobbing as I left the doctor. Emotions are weird af. I’m totally fine. (And itchy.)

Art interpretation for vampires

Reading > cleaning

Hi, I’m stupid.

HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY

Thank you!

I think I’m doing birds wrong