The Bloggess
a little broken
Get in the bitch dumpster.
If you got an email from me asking you for money, no you didn’t.
HELL, FRIEND
In his defense, it was a pretty good book.
Let’s hang out tonight together in bed. Your bed. But I’ll just be there electronically. This sounds weird. Hold on. Let me explain…
I can literally feel my heart expanding in such a good way that’s probably normal where ginger boys are concerned but also maybe I should call my doctor?
More ridiculous book tour things, including a free stop right in your bedroom.
May catch-up
Actual things that happened on book tour
I’m sorry. I didn’t plan it this way.
Oh, I really didn’t want to write this.
Well that was entirely unexpected.
I do things wrong
Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last. Here’s what I want you to know.
Some slightly terrifying and exciting news that I thought was a practical joke at first.
A little present for you.
Here’s too much stuff…sorry
HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY ON BOOK TOUR
Just tell me I don’t have Frankenstein.
February catch-up.
Some happy book news and library love.
Sometimes it’s hard, but it’s worth it.
NO NEW CANCER
Happy book things are nice.
The Peach Cobbler that went missing for 40 years.
Is this real life?
The state of the bookstore
It’s okay if the holidays look weird for you. Mine looks like a 10-foot monster on the lawn.
Where am I?
Want a chaotically signed book?
THE 16TH ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
The 16th annual James Garfield Miracle, coming soon.
Criminally underdressed.
Things to distract you in November
Have a good one, either way I guess.
Running away for a little bit.
What’s your street name?
Sorry. My OCD won.
You are being scammed. Don’t fall for it.
My favorite October reads
Happy October, Motherfucker.
It’s not the same as hugging Shelley Duvall, but it feels like the next best thing.
Crowdsourcing recurrent aseptic meningitis treatment
Apologies to the people who saw me sobbing as I left the doctor. Emotions are weird af. I’m totally fine. (And itchy.)
Art interpretation for vampires
Reading > cleaning
Hi, I’m stupid.
HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY
Thank you!
I think I’m doing birds wrong