The Big Apple
“Why is New York City called the Big Apple?” (website introduction, Big Apple summary & over 400 articles)
Entry in progress—BP201
Entry in progress—BP200
“Kinda weird that a restaurant called Popeyes doesn’t serve spinach”
“Your boyfriend wears a life jacket on the rowing machine at the gym”
“Your fella wears a life jacket on the rowing machine in the gym”
“Yer dah wears a life jacket on the rowing machine”
“I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet… So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her”
“‘Is there anything else I can assist you with today?’ No just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with thanks”
“The first person to eat an artichoke had to be very brave or very hungry”
“Whoever figured out how to eat an artichoke must have been really hungry”
“Y’all aren’t drinking enough water if you need a $75 cup to keep it cold til next Tuesday”
“Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar. I split my eye open playing rugby”
“Y’all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it cold til Tuesday”
“I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork”
“Stop making new flavors of Diet Coke. The original flavor, chemicals, is already perfect”
“The black jelly bean is the best bean. Made of corn syrup, Jaegermeister, eyeshadow, and Cure songs…”
“Love soup. You’re telling me you hid a little food in a bunch of water? I’ll find it”
“Absolutely despise when a recipe tells me to add 2 cups of onion. They don’t come in cups. They come in onions”
“How many pieces of candy corn can you eat before you start thinking, ‘Is this what eating a candle would be like’?”
Miss Manhattan (a play; a musical; a statue; an artists’ model; a book)
“The guy who discovered milk… What was he doing with that cow?”
“The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit”
“The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird stuff”
Entry in progress—BP204
Entry in progress—BP203
Entry in progress—BP202
“Love how Twix bars come with 2 so you can eat one now and save one for when you’re done with the first one”
“Love how KitKat bars come with 2 so you can eat one now and save one for when you’re done with the first one”
Black Hollywood East (Addisleigh Park, Queens)
“There is no deep state, just the state”
“There is no ‘deep state.’ There is only The State and it’s more evil and corrupt than you can possibly imagine”
“There is no ‘deep state.” There is only the state and it is worse than you believe the ‘deep state’ to be”
“There is no deep state, only the state”
“*Burns tongue* *Burns throat* *Burns esophagus* mmm coffee…”
“I set my clock ahead to prevent being late, but all it really did is sharpen my subtraction skills”
“Dream big, hustle hard, but always make time for a coffee break”
“I don’t drink whiskey to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the fact that I have survived them”
“I don’t drink to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the fact that I have survived them”
“No one is living a better life than the dog of a married couple who have decided not to have kids”
“If you see a road sign that says ‘Survey Crew Ahead’ they are not actually interested in your opinio. I know that now”
“If you see a road sign that says ‘Survey Crew Ahead’, they do not want you to stop and answer questions. I know that now”
“If you see a road sign that says ‘Survey Crew Ahead’ they are not actually interested in your opinion. I know that now”
“I saw a sign on the road while driving today that said, ‘Survey Crew Ahead.’ I did. They looked okay”
“I once read the road sign ‘Survey Crew Ahead’ as ‘Screwy Curve Ahead’”
“Dog is such a small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart”
“Dog is such a very small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart”
“Cat is such a small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart”
“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart”
“Cat is such a very small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart”
“My brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread”
“A banana never goes bad, you’re just saving it for banana bread”
“Is it not too early to be eating?”/:Me: What time do stomachs open? Tell me.”
“Freedom doesn’t come with a QR code”
“Freedom is not programmable”
“Freedom doesn’t come with a barcode”
“Freedom doesn’t come with a QR code”
“Freedom is not a QR code”
“People who cook gravy from scratch think they’re better than everyone else”
“If I invest in a butcher shop, does that make me a steakholder?”
“If I invest in a butcher shop, does that make me a steakholder?”
“The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie”
“The best skincare routine is having money. Anything else is a lie”
“The best skin care routine is money”
“The best skin care routine is having money. That shit will literally make you glow 24/7”
Entry in progress—BP205
Old Probabilities (weather service nickname)
Harmaceutical (harm + pharmaceutical)