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First, do no harm.

For when the madness ends: a 5-point plan for getting conservation back on track in the US

What goes up must come down: the toxic hangover from the Freedom 250 fireworks

Some upcoming public talks on shark science and conservation

Rice’s whale and the curious case of the disappearing species.

Undermining the Law of the Sea. Some additional thoughts following my OpEd in the Hill.

The next OpenCTD is here!

Ageism in the conservation job market

Screaming into the void – Why your scientific paper doesn’t matter

The evolution of the International Whaling Commission – from  whaling quotas to whale conservation

Isn’t ironic, don’t you think: dismantling the Ocean Observatories Initiative on World Oceans Day

Tackling the least important debate in deep-sea mining: the desultory hyphen

“Why Sustainable Seafood Matters” is now available for preorder! Here’s what it’s about, and why I decided to write it.

Deep-sea Mining, Domestic Cats, Star Trek, and Ocean Exploration: Andrew’s mid-year podcast round-up.

Oceans week 2026 – a lost hope

Why ocean science is still one of the worst-funded scientific fields worldwide

250 years of climate change – it’s as hot as hell in Philadelphia!

I just told 850 shark scientists a hard truth: We’re not communicating shark conservation correctly.

Earth Day 2026: We paved paradise and put up a parking lot

Here’s how to join my IMCC8 symposium, “Ocean Science Communication: What’s New and What’s Next?”

Deep Sea Mining Symposium Announcement

Can we have a Star Trek for the oceans? Pretty please?!

I’m coming to Sharks International! Let’s chat!

Fun facts and FAQs about Megalodon, Maryland’s new (and definitely extinct) official state shark

Ocean scientists need to learn a lesson from NASA

Loot, pillage and ransack the oceans: unpacking the 2026 Trump Administration ocean science budget

How to fix the UN Decade of Ocean Science

Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale

The UN Decade of Ocean Science: A failure to launch

Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense

Phantom science

We Need a “Starfleet” for the Oceans

Join Me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice — Our Fourth Year!

How close did the world’s first deep-sea mining come to the dredging the world’s largest cold-water coral reef?

Tales from the Limitless Abyss: House Cats and Hydrothermal Vents

Here are some ocean conservation technologies that I’m excited about

Talking about deep-sea mining, permitting, and my recent congressional briefing on How to Protect the Ocean.

Walking Backwards Into the Future: Applying Indigenous Knowledge to Deep Sea Mining

Smart Buoys, Deep-sea Mining, Marine Careers, and Dungeons & Dragons: 2025 in Ocean Science Podcasts

The Urgency Does Not Exist: My statement on Deep-sea Mining to the Subcommittee on Energy and Mineral Resources

Bipartisan Concern Expressed Over Deep Sea Mining at Congressional Hearing

I’m getting married! Want to honor us? Here are some great charities you can donate to.

Here’s how to help identify Important Shark and Ray Areas in North America!

That’s not a blobfish: Deep Sea Social Media is Flooded by AI Slop

Norway and Cook Islands put their deep-sea mining plans on pause.

2025: My year in writing, public speaking, and media interviews

How tiny satellites are tracking marine wildlife

Shark scientists want their research to help save threatened species, but don’t know how. Our new paper can help.

What we know we don’t know: impacts of deep-sea mining on whales, dolphins, sharks, turtles, and other migratory species.

The Science, Policy, and Cultural Implications of Deep Sea Mining

Beyoncé is Right: History Can’t Be Erased

I can serve on your graduate thesis committee. Here’s what you can expect of me, and what I expect in return.

Ocean: From the Shore to the Abyss

Teaching with D&D: My favorite source books for running a great Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

9 Quick Questions About Deep-Sea Mining from My Congressional Briefing

Help support a new shark science and conservation exhibit in Maryland!

I’m offering a free online crash course in scientific writing and publishing. Here’s how to join!

“Twitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky:” Our new survey shows that scientists no longer find Twitter professionally useful or pleasant

I’m presenting at the 2025 Ecological Society of America Conference! Come say hello.

Chatting about deep-sea mining with the Marine Conservation Happy Hour and Outside/In

Nodules, Lost Mines, and Dark Oxygen: A new documentary on deep-sea mining asks important questions about the future of the industry.

Why would a serious scientist agree to participate in a nonsense Shark Week show?

Considering writing a popular science book? Here’s my advice