One Foot Tsunami
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I, Too, Am Heartbroken and Very Angry
Some Cow
Eavesdropping Dogs
A Quiet Sort of Insanity
Cry-Cry Horse
The 25th Amendment Exists for a Reason
Upgrading His Ride
For Your Mutha
Becoming the Government and Also a Praying Mantis
Mid-Playoff Transfers Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed
You Have the Right To Record ICE
The CES Worst in Show
💧 Get Out
The Diet of Worms
He Got Better
💧 Way to Go, Apple Maps
Why, Though?
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No Stunt Asses
Haverhill Smells Of Dunkin
The $400,000 Lobster Heist
Waiting in Liminal Spaces
An Unexpected Drive Across the Golden Gate Bridge
The Nightmare Before Christmas
A Fixture in the Online Oddities Trade
Waymos Paralyzed With Indecision
Everybody Wants That Truck Wreck
Dolphins With Orca Friends
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Car-Free in Tempe
OK to Give?
The Case of the Missing Driveway
Detroit Now Has a RoboCop Statue
ICE Was Here
Trashed Panda
No Things in Moderation
Naming the Random Street Near the Dumpsters
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Cybertruck Sales Have Plummeted
Pineapple. Jalapeño. Mushroom. Extra Anchovies. Double-Baked. No Cheese. Barbecue Sauce.
Baseball’s Oldest Argument
Right Address, Wrong City
Three Strikes Laws Are Bad. So Is This.
Very Lively Conversations
WWDB
Dog-Centered Design
The Only GM EV1 Ever Publicly Sold
💧 The Paint Sign
A Pet Raccoon by the Year 2500
That Pornography Was for Personal Use
End of The Line
💧 The iPhone Mankini
Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux, the French Dandy
The Only Honest Ripoff in DC
💧 Even the Spelling Is Wrong
Lax Security at the Louvre
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What’s Your Hurry?
Better Than a Rabbit’s Foot
This Halloween, Bill DeBlasio Is Going as Bill de Blasio
Museum Theft Is a Victimless Crime
An End to Bilateral Closeness
You First, Jeff
The Doritos Gun
A Gatecrashing Bear
Next Stop, Carter World
Smart Beds Went Dumb
An Incredible Waste
A Ghastly Crime
Chicago’s Squirrel Hole
Used, Misled, and Doubting What’s Real
Six Is Not a Lot of Minutes
A New Kind of ATM
Your Chance to Snag an Original Bob Ross
Try Putting It in Some Rice
Someone Should Ask the Whales What They’d Like
An Instant Fan Legend
Bleen Means Blgo
Delightful Doggie Field Trips
ICEBlock Blocked
Goats Over Gas
Theft of Services via Sock
You’re Gonna Need a Thicker Wetsuit
A Good Lake, but Not a Great Lake
Or Perhaps You Could Pull Over
Ruled Sufficiently Spooky
Robot Assistance for Home Plate Umpires
The 2025 Ig Nobels
Weaponizing Narcan
💧 In My Inbox: September 2025 Edition
💧 Your Fridge Really Doesn’t Need a Screen
Grandpa Guthrie Would’ve Liked These Guys
Smooth Operator
A New York Made of Styrofoam and Balsa Wood
Superfood for Honeybees
Why Did Bees Rob an Apiary?
💧 Enter The Password
Zuckerberg v. Zuckerberg
With Friends Like These
You Don’t Need a Mathematician for This
Floriduh
Another Shameful Part of American History
The Subway Is Not Scary
💧 Hopes for a Better Massachusetts Flag