Miscellaneous Heathen
Dept. of Records Redux: Pogačar Watch
Patricia Lockwood at a Tradcath Wedding
Dept. of Unexpected (?) Covers
Dept. of Tab-Clearing, Literary Edition
When bands become their own cover bands
I have no plans to see *Disclosure Day*
The Greater Jack Ryan Cinematic Universe, according to Prime
This is a vicious and entirely deserved takedown
Today in wild pieces of pop culture trivia
Important News: Ryan Coogler is a Coffee Nerd
How Old is Spider-Man?
My new favorite genre
Because I was asked (& also happy birthday to me)
The Long Tail of the Lightning Connector
In which we reup the links
In which I become the sort of person that has custom plates
On the ongoing enshittification of our country
In which Research Goblin Mode is engaged
January 11, 1992
Yes, we knew what we were getting. We’re just getting more of it than we initially planned.
“The mere presence of one dildo at their feet was enough to trigger chemical weapons.”
Dept of Link-Updating
Dept. of Poets
It can’t hurt
A new winner in “most Mississippi headline ever”
Richard Hammond has some motorcycles
“A few things to know before stealing my 914”
Shark Movies: PInnacle or Nadir?
I was more excited when I thought the “influencer” screening was a more literal copy, but this is still cool
Books of 2025, because I’m still mad about it
Dept. of Kitchen Technology
If you are a middle-aged nerd, well, this is for you
Dept. of Heathen Updates, Jazz Edition
Planning Ahead: Nontraditional Christmas Movie
In which we share a banger of an essay
NOW BLOGGING FROM A NEW UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Dept. of Sales Data, Motorcycle Division
The Earth Gets Incrementally Better
Heh. “Horse Pocket.”
Dept. of Nested Tomfoolery
Banks are Parasites
Anderson Evaluation Redux (2025 Edition)
One Weird Streak
The Past: Just a bit more Past today
Yes, the rumors are TRUE
In re: LANDMAN
Dear Bosch: Die in a Fire
The best movie I’ve seen this year
Dept. of Iconic GenX Motorcycles, Minneapolis Edition
Flags, rags, ferryboats, scimitars & scarves
A small good thing…
In case you needed reminding how morally bankrupt the Catholic church is…
All in All.
Moonrise Kingdom, again
What makes you happy?
Dept. of reaping what was sown
50 years is a long time
Seen Here…
Dept. of Lost Causes
Insurance companies are evil.
Well, this is interesting
It turns out, “sucks” is relative
Search is SO BROKEN
HEY LOOK! MUSIC!
Happy birthday to me?
New Frontiers in Ridiculousness
“All of that explains how an octogenarian rancher named Arthur Schubarth yesterday found himself sentenced to six months in federal prison for cloning a sheep.”
It’s as though empathy and caring about other people are completely alien to them
Today in Great Headlines
Dept. of Pop Culture Artifacts
And now: Teaching a Komodo Dragon about Supertramp
So, who’s qualified?
Life imitating Comedy?
One old, one new
Nick Cave on Colbert
I do love a great short comedy
Dept. of Records
And that cow’s name? CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.