McMansion Hell

For Patreon, I wrote about developer slop flooring, the history of walking on plastic, and what fake…

glam metal modern but also your contractor is going to jail dawg

FYI, this post is now available for all to read!

McMansion Hell urges all New Yorkers to Rank Zohran Mamdani #1 for Mayor of NYC

Bonus Post: The McMansionization of the White House, or: Regional Car Dealership Rococo, a treatise

simulacra for bootlickers

About my last few months.

on neuschwanstein castle (part 1)

New on Patreon: New Jersey Bonus Post (5 additional, “wonderful” rooms!“

new jersey “19th century” “eclecticism”

2007-core nostalgia extravaganza

namesake mcmansion

the motel room, or: on datedness

texas gothic revival

ode to a faux grecian urn

Hello everyone! The word is out – I am writing a book!

we’ve found it folks: mcmansion heaven

pre-recession, post-taste

Bonus McMansion Hell: Ye Olde Barrington

mojo dojo casa house