Lowering the Bar

Assorted Stupidity #172

U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcher

In Memory of “Death v. Graves”

Judge Finds for 11-Year-Old in Toy-Dinosaur-Assault Case

New York State May Allow “Dancing by Default”

Get Lost, 2025

Plaintiff Accuses St. Vincent of Negligent Stage-Diving

Assorted Stupidity #171

First Alleged Space Crime … Didn’t Happen

Jury Deliberates in Sandwich-Assault Case

Okay, It Seems to Have Been Pretty Successful

Was That Scuba Burglary a Successful Aquatic Escape?

Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit (Again)

Lawyers Say Chief Justice “Calm” Despite Flying Shoe

Court: Complaint That Spends 79 Pages Praising the Client Shall Be Rewritten

Following Up

Assorted Stupidity #170

Can You Get a DUI in a Barbie Jeep? Again, Yes

Yet More Aquatic Escape Attempts