Lowering the Bar

How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You? Anything You Type, Burgundy Will Read

Former Employee Sues Comcast Over Alleged Pie-in-the-Face Policy

Florida Bans Unnaturally Posed Stuffed Baby Crocodilians

Church of Scientology Wants Someone Else Punished for Making Stuff Up

Official State Crap Update: California’s Official Shrub

Nicholas Rossi Finally Extradited From Earth

A Note on the E-Mail Newsletter

Assorted Stupidity #174

It Was Only a Matter of Time: *Both* Sides’ Lawyers Sanctioned for Using AI

Two More Lawyers Pay for Relying on Artificial “Intelligence”

Good Reason to Kill #79: Disputed Seating at Kindergarten Graduation

ChatGPT Confesses to a Crime It Didn’t Commit

Under Haitian Law, Is It Illegal to Make a Zombie?

Six-Month Sentence in Bee-Assault Case

“The Mistake Will Not Recur [Until Two Sentences From Now]”

Assorted Stupidity #173

Sentences Handed Down in Bear-Suit-Insurance-Fraud Case

Cat Blamed for Crime

Still Illegal to Drive (a Horse) Under the Influence in Kentucky

Official State Crap: Kansas

FEMA Official: Teleporting to Waffle House Was an “Incredible Adventure”

Judge Prepares Slide Deck of Lawyer’s Mistakes

Assorted Stupidity #172

U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcher

In Memory of “Death v. Graves”

Judge Finds for 11-Year-Old in Toy-Dinosaur-Assault Case

New York State May Allow “Dancing by Default”

Get Lost, 2025

Plaintiff Accuses St. Vincent of Negligent Stage-Diving

Assorted Stupidity #171

First Alleged Space Crime … Didn’t Happen

Jury Deliberates in Sandwich-Assault Case

Okay, It Seems to Have Been Pretty Successful

Was That Scuba Burglary a Successful Aquatic Escape?

Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit (Again)

Lawyers Say Chief Justice “Calm” Despite Flying Shoe

Court: Complaint That Spends 79 Pages Praising the Client Shall Be Rewritten

Following Up

Assorted Stupidity #170

Can You Get a DUI in a Barbie Jeep? Again, Yes

Yet More Aquatic Escape Attempts