Indexed
Dirty old men.
Doomed by greed.
All this rhyming is getting is really annoying.
We’re all hollow in the middle.
Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I’ll lose my health insurance.
First they came for that other guy.
And then you put the rag in the bottle like THIS.
Hope she doesn’t grow up & work at Comcast.
How much DOES a banana cost?
There is a quiet darkness here, and also safety.
The gears of justice and whatnot.
Undermining requires awareness.
Pests.
Because they don’t have to think of the children.
The last bite is the least fun.
All of humanity is on this card.
Spoiler alerts = the past.
The Oak Street Strangler still drives that bloody garbage truck.
Mutant mythologies.
All tips are hard-earned.
A shame, either way.
They are weary.
Beyond Soylent Green.
Perhaps we could convince the zealots to NOT start the Apocalypse?
When you’ve done it like 10,000 times, it looks easy.
It’s just game theory, comrade.
Probably served cold.
Sticky situations.
Moderation of moisture.
This Labyrinth could have been an email.
Here’s what I got, I guess.
Anyway.
You know what I’m talking about.
Where the pretty = dumb stereotype comes from.
Trust nothing.
Mmmm…that scabby fresh scent!
Rules don’t apply to everybody.
Just keep cashing those deposit checks.
Dude, so this one time, we were camping and…
“Well, what do you want me to do?”
The weather, lip filler, how mean everybody is now & so on.
People look different in Hollywood.
Countries, parties, jobs & dates
Don’t spend real money on fake problems.
Full hearts and landfills.
The price of sugar has fallen precipitously.
Harmless Holidays to all & to all a good night.
You can win if you don’t play, actually.
Nobody wants any of this?
Every body has one.
Maturity involves learning how to share.
Abusers love passive bystanders.
Watching this happen for friends is the BEST.
Who?
Hide not your sharply gorgeous, deadly sharp, and sparkly unnerving edges.
No offense, just leave a message.
Old news is bad money.
Consistency is east to plan for.
Mole people vote.
Just a few more gullible rubes and that next yacht is MINE!
The Illuminati symbol:
Hope nobody knows what you did last summer.