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509: Swarmed by Engineers

508: Descartes' Demon

507: Turn Our Data Into Predators

506: How Do I Fit a Whale Into an Apartment Building?

505: Potato in a Number Field

504: The Robot Was Expecting It

503: The Tiniest Laptops

502: Chat, J'ai Peté!

501: Inside the Armpit of a Giraffe

500: Nerding Out About the Ducks

499: This Is Your Problem

498: To Consume Stickers

497: Everyone Likes Tiny

496: Beauty, Elegance, Consistency

495: Shortcut the Difficulties of Reality

494: All Tech Is Wearable

493: Put the Peeps in the Chili Pot

492: Octopus Army

491: Oscillators Oscillating Other Oscillators

490: Wait Until Physics Has Happened

489: Constructive Cat

488: Two Slices of Complimentary Bread

487: Focus on Fizzing

486: A Nice Rainbow Dream

485: Conversation Is a Kind of Music

484: Collecting My Unhelpful Badge

483: An Ion of the Highest Fidelity

482: Reference the Same Dog Object

481: The Girl from Evel Knievel

480: Surprises Early In The Game

479: Make Your Voice Heard

478: The Map Is Not the Territory

477: One Thousand New Instructions

476: Sidetracked by Mining the Moon

475: Stuffed Animal or Colleague

474: It's All Chaos and Horror

473: Math Is Not the Answer

472: Field of Boxes

471: Bicycle Built For Two

470: Upping the Chaos Level

469: Saving the World Is Not a Hobby

468: Designed to Kill All Humans

467: Temporary Axolotl

466: Attacked by a Goose on the Way to the Office

465: Dinosaurs, Pirates, Spaceships

464: Please Make This Monster Look Scary

463: Layers of Band-Aids

462: Spontaneously High Performing

461: Am I the Cow in This Scenario?

460: I Don’t Care What Your Math Says

459: Ideas Have to Come From Somewhere

458: Fiddling, DIY, and Cursing

457: Rubber Duck Phase Cancellation

456: Left Right Symmetry of a Banana

455: Snaps!

454: Printf Hello

453: Too Dumb to Quit

452: Numbers on Computers Are Weird

451: From Concept to Launch

450: Swimming Through Nutritious Slurry

449: Soldering the Ukulele

448: Little Squiggles All Around

447: All Sorts of Weird Problems

446: World's Best PB&J

445: I Do Not Like Blinking

444: It Is If You Do It Wrong

443: Vexing Machines

442: I Do Like Musical Robots

441: Ear Goobers

440: Condemned to Being Perfect

439: Ditches and Psychology

438: There Is Nothing That Is True

437: Chirping With the Experts

436: 20 GOTO 10

435: Sad Lack of Gnomes

359: You Can Never Have Too Many Socks (Repeat)

434: I Love It, It’s Exhausting

433: Getting Mad About Capes

432: Robot Bechdel Test

431: Becoming More of a Smurf

430: Broken Toys All Around Me

317: What Do You Mean by Disintegrated? (Repeat)

429: Start With Zero Trust

428: Sprinkling a Little IoT

427: No Fisticuffs or Casting of Spells

426: Equivalently Annoying

425: Burnout Leads to the Dark Side

294: Ludicrous Numbers of LEDs (Repeat)

316: Obviously Wasn't Obvious (Repeat)

424: Between Midnight and 6am

423: Speaking of Aardvarks

422: It’s Not a Bug, It’s a Feature

421: Paint the Iceberg Yellow

420: Googly Eyes and Top Hats

314: Why Are Wings Needed in Space? (Repeat)

419: Fission Chips

418: Answer Me These Questions Three

417: I Don’t Know How My Brain Works

416: EEs Are From PIC, SWEs Are From Arm

415: Rolling Computers

414: Puff, the Magically Secure Dragon

413: Puppy-Like Glee

412: Inductors Don't Have Feelings

411: Batteries Get Upset

305: Humans Have a Terrible Spec Sheet (Repeat)

410: Emacs From the Future

409: A Better World

295: In the Key of Lime (Repeat)

408: Room In Your Heart for Your Robot

407: Boards Are Like Sandwiches

406: R2D2 Is a Trash Can

405: Bacta Tank for Your Brain

404: Uppercase A, Lowercase R M

403: Engineers Are a Difficult People

402: We Are a Lazy Species

278: Bricks’ Batteries Last Forever (Repeat)

401: Oil and Water

400: A Really Long Time

399: Hey, What's Going On?

398: Clocks Get Into Everything

290: Rule of Thumbs (Repeat)

397: Owl

293: Skateboard Tricks (Repeat)

396: Untangle the Mess

395: I Can No Longer Play Ping Pong

394: Being Four-Year-Olds

393: Don’t Drive My Baby Off the Table

286: Twenty Cans of Gas (Repeat)

392: It Was C++ the Whole Time!

391: The Lesser of Two Weevils

390: Irresponsible At the Time

389: Blobs Are Not Stressful

275: Don’t Do What the Computer Tells You (Repeat)

388: Brains Generate EMF

387: Bucket of Spiders

235: Imagine That, Suckers! (Repeat)

230: What the Hell Is Wrong with Unicorns? (Repeat)

386: Not Managing Robots

385: I Just Wanted an Industrial Arm

384: What's a Board File?

271: Shell Scripts for the Soul (Repeat)

383: The Monkey’s Not Gonna Work

382: Playing In the Desert

381: Mass Sponge Migration

380: Trending Toward Telepathy

379: Monstrous Cable Corporation

269: Ultra-Precise Death Ray (Repeat)

378: Pair-enting Programming

BONUS: Your Cat's Not Part of the Band

377: Robot at the Park

376: Left Half of My Brain Is Digital

375: Hiding in Your Roomba

374: Getting Rafty

142: New and Improved Appendages (Repeat)

373: Docker! Docker! Docker!

372: The Motivation of Creativity

371: All Martian Things Considered

370: This Is the Whey

369: More Pirate Jokes

250: Yolo Snarf (Repeat)

368: Amazing That Any of This Works

367: Data of Our Lives

366: All the Wrong Tools

365: Barbed Wire Fence and Great WiFi

364: All the Abstractions

363: Squishy Nature

362: Permutations of Underscores

255: Jellyfish Are Pretty Badass (Repeat)

361: Have a Dog for the Day

360: Cats Love It!

359: You Can Never Have Too Many Socks

358: Woodturning Influencer

357: How Do You Think Waffles Work?

253: We’ll Pay Them in Fun (Repeat)

356: Deceive and Manipulate You

355: Favorite Ways to Make Noises

354: Better Snowmen in Finland

353: Red for the Ones That Might Blow Up

352: Baby's First Hydrofluoric Acid

351: Dextral or Sinistral

350: The State of the Empire Is Good

242: The Cilantro of Robots (Repeat)

349: Open Down to the Transistor

348: Flop Onto the Bouncy Castle

347: Be Careful About the Bits

346: You Have Everything You Need

345: Do What Apple Says

220: Cascading Waterfall of Lights (Repeat)

344: Superposition, Entanglement, and Interference

343: Getting Brains to Work

342: That Girl's Brain

236: The Concept of Delayed Gratification (Repeat)

341: Big Hugs to Everybody

340: The Left Bunny Slipper

339: Integrity of the Curling Club

338: Working With People Is Terrible

337: Not Completely Explode

336: Common Sense Is Not Common Sense

335: Patching on the Surface of Mars

226: Camp AVR Vs. Camp Microchip (Repeat)

334: Bag of Heuristics

333: Project Purgatory

332: There Were Fires

331: Friendly Tea Kettle

330: I Just Want a Dog

190: Trust Me, I'm Right (Repeat)

329: At Least 32-Bits, Thank You

328: Debugging Like a Monkey

327: A Little Bit of Human Knowledge

326: Wrong in the Right Way

325: Hasn’t Been R2D2'd

324: I’ll Let You Name Your Baby

207: I Love My Robot Monkey Head (Repeat)

323: Snail Appnote

322: Learn Assembly Code

321: The Edge of Science Fiction

320: Why Isn't This Working?

319: Squidly Tentacles

211: 4 weeks, 3 days (Repeat)

318: Amazed at How Things Are Amazing

317: What Do You Mean by Disintegrated?

316: Obviously Wasn't Obvious

315: Trespassers William

314: Why Are Wings Needed in Space?

313: Where the Paper Knows It Needs to Fold

312: Two Meter Exhaust Port

204: Abuse Electricity (Repeat)

311: Attack Other People's Refrigerators

310: While Loops Dressed up for Halloween

309: Nature's Engineers

308: More Energy

307: Big While Loop

306: What Is in the Magic Box?

305: Humans Have a Terrible Spec Sheet

304: ADC Channel Six

303: Kids, Turn in Your Chips

51: There Is No Crying in Strcpy (Repeat)

302: Worst Book Ever

301: Giant Novelty Check

300: Introverts Disperse!

299: Reasonably Foreseeable Misuse

298: In the Cow Case

297: Mice to Do My Bidding

296: Train Me Later

295: In the Key of Lime

294: Ludicrous Numbers of LEDs

293: Skateboard Tricks

292: Now I Feel Less Cool

291: General Drip and Tinkle

290: Rule of Thumbs

289: Stamping HORSE on Zebras

288: You Got a Screen!

187: Self-Driving Arm (Repeat)

287: Joke With No Punchline

286: Twenty Cans of Gas

285: A Chicken Getting to the Other Side

284: Honking Big Asparagus

283: Flippendo Is Kind of a Swirly

282: Tin Can Through a Wet Noodle

281: Tame Geek

280: Reginald P. Theodore Johnson

162: I Am a Boomerang Enthusiast (Repeat)

279: Top Pedant

278: Bricks’ Batteries Last Forever

277: The Sport of Kings

276: Playing a Song on a Potato

275: Don’t Do What the Computer Tells You

274: Swiss Knife of Embedded Systems

273: Off the Topic of My Jammies

272: Stick ‘Em on Whales

271: Shell Scripts for the Soul

270: Broccoli Is Good Too

269: Ultra-Precise Death Ray

164: Heatsink in a Shoebox (Repeat)

268: Cakepan Interferometry

267: Cute and Squishy

266: Drive off the End of the Universe

265: What’s Your Superpower

264: Do It for the Herd

109: Resurrection of Extreme Programming (Repeat)

263: Experience the Theory

262: Egg Freckles

261: Blowing Their Fragile Little Minds

260: We Talked a Lot

259: Calculators Changed My Life

258: Security Is Another Dimension

257: Small Parts Flew Everywhere

256: Agglomeration

255: Jellyfish Are Pretty Badass

254: Murdering Thousands of Gnomes

41: Pink Universes Die Really Quickly (Repeat)

10: Hands Off, Baby (Repeat)

253: We’ll Pay Them in Fun

252: A Good Heuristic for Pain Tolerance

251: I Agreed at the Time

250: Yolo Snarf

249: It Depends

248: I’m Not in Charge!

247: He’s Not Going to Cut That, Is He?

130: Criminal Training Camp (Repeat)

246: Sacrifice That Computer

245: Tell Me How People Hurt You

244: Magic And Electrons

243: Pick a Good One

242: The Cilantro of Robots

241: One Two Blah Blah Blah Ten

240: Belgian Waffles

239: Tweet My Boots

137: Pausing to Think (Repeat)

238: My Brain Is My Toolbelt

237: Break All the Laws of Physics

236: The Concept of Delayed Gratification

235: Imagine That, Suckers!

234: The Good Word About AI

233: Always the Wrong Way

232: Blob Is a Good Word

231: Single Origin Coffee

230: What the Hell Is Wrong with Unicorns?

229: Slinky with a Lot of Math

228: Pedantic or Andrantic

227: Half of Everything Is Wrong

226: Camp AVR Vs. Camp Microchip

225: When Toasters Attack

124: Please Don't Light Yourself on Fire (Repeat)

224: Interrupts to Interrupt Interrupts

223: Gregorian Chants and Things

222: Virtual Bunnie

221: Hiding in Plain Sight

220: Cascading Waterfall of Lights

62: Costs a Penny to Go to the Bathroom (Repeat)

219: Not Obviously Negligent

218: Neutron Star of Dev Boards

217: 10000 Pounds of Pressure

216: Bavarian Folk Metal

215: Heisenbugs

214: Tiny Sensor Problems

213: Electricity Doesn't Act Like an Apple

212: You Are in Seaworld

211: 4 weeks, 3 days

210: The Glass Hour

209: Debuggerception

208: What If You Had a Machine Do It

111: Potty Train Your Tamagotchi (Repeat)

78: Happy Cows (Repeat)

207: I Love My Robot Monkey Head

206: Crushing Amounts of Snow

205: Questions about Dumplings

204: Abuse Electricity

203: Save My Board

202: Flush and Your Inner Fish

201: Accidentally Incredibly Dangerous

200: Oops

199: Petri Dishes of Doom

198: Unmanned Flying Thingy

197: Smell the Transistor

196: Software Server Thingybob

195: A Bunch of Sputniks

194: Something For Something

193: Axiomatically Did Not Happen

192: Button Connected To Nothing

191: What, Yogurt!?!

190: Trust Me, I'm Right

189: The Squishiness Factor

188: Twitter Is a Cocktail Party

187: Self-Driving Arm

186: Sleeping on the Factory Floor

99: You Can Say a Boat (Repeat)

185: Nice Mahogany Table

184: Not Likely, Possible, or Safe

183: Robots Having Nervous Breakdowns

182: Sorry Little Diodes

181: Work on It for Ten Years

180: Chickens in Helmets

179: Spaghetti Reducer

178: Alexa Stop

30: Eventually Lightning Strikes (Repeat)

177: Boba Fett Fell Down

176: Let's Go Light It Up

175: How Hard Could It Be?

174: It's Not Weird

173: Everything's Amazing

172: Tell Forth You Me Please

171: Perfectly Good Being Square and Green

170: Electron Gnomes

53: Being a Grownup Engineer (Repeat)

169: Sit on Top of a Volcano

168: Put Your Gear on the Ping Pong Table

167: All Aliens Are Shiny

166: Sardine Tornado

165: When People See a Button

164: Heatsink in a Shoebox

126: Live From Supercon

163: Syringes That Give You Cake

162: I Am a Boomerang Enthusiast

161: Magenta Doesn't Exist

160: Chowdered up the Spoilboard

159: Flying Rainbow Children

158: Programming Is Too Difficult for Humans

157: Explosion of Multicopters

156: Black Knight 2000

155: Foot-Seeking Bullet

154: Physics Is a Big Pain

153: Space Nerf Gun

152: Dodecahedrocopter.com

151: Captain Stochastic

150: Sad Country Song

149: Flamethrowers Aside

148: A Minimum of Two Poops

147: Bolts for Tuco

146: The Loyal Opposition

145: This Is Embedded

144: Asking For Clippy

143: I'm Thinking of Unicorns

142: New And Improved Appendages

141: Malevolent and Trying to Trick You

140: Physics Is the Same Everywhere

139: Easy to Add Blood Splatter

138: Quit Yer Whining

137: Pausing to Think

136: Let's Try Out Some Broccoli

135: No More Yoda Heads

134: Diet-Friendly Dog Food

133: Plenty of Room in Your Ear

132: Destruction Is Easy

131: Carve Me a Duck

130: Criminal Training Camp

129: Atoms Not Bits

128: The American Pi

127: Chicken Equals Duck Plus One

125: I Like Cheat Codes

124: Please Don't Light Yourself On Fire

123: Banished from Running Linux

122: Glue a Board to Your Resume

121: The Idea of Mojo

120: Boll Weevil Eradication

119: Do Your Neighbors Have Any Idea?

118: Awesome and Frequently Useless

117: In as Much as Which

116: You Have to Care

115: Datasheeps

114: Wild While Loops

113: A Noddy Little Program

112: My Brain Is My Resource

111: Potty Train Your Tamagotchi

110: Happiness Is a Warm Puppy

109: Resurrection of Extreme Programming

108: Nebarious

107: Until They Are Spaghetti

106: I Am a Scientism

105: Some Paths Are More Suicidal

104: Only the Paranoid Survive

103: Tentacles Of the Kraken

102: The Deadly Fluffy Bunny (With WiFi)

101: Taking Apart the Toaster

100: Unintentional Radiator

99: You Can Say a Boat

98: Figments of My Imagination

97: Bubblesort Yourself

96: Yarn Is Serious Business

95: The Elon Musk of Earth

94: Don't Be Clever

93: Delicious Gumbo

92: Everybody Behave, Please

91: Save Us From Astronauts

90: Stick It in a Pumpkin

89: I Have New Batteries

88: Science Is a Lot Like Quilting

87: Make My Own Steel Foundry

86: Madeupical Word

85: Stalked by Hoopers and Engineers

84: You Can't Make Money Taking Tests

83: The First Time I Was Electrocuted

82: I Was a Chewbacca Person

81: Two of Those People Can't Be Ducks

80: Most of Us Are Human Beings

79: Not as Efficient as the Borg

78: Happy Cows

77: Goldfish, Fetch My Slippers!

76: Entropy Is for Wimps

75: End Up in a Puppy Fight

74: All of Us Came in Sixth

73: That's a Waste of Bits

72: This Is My NASA Phone

71: Dirty Your Mindscape

70: Make Us All into Sherlock Holmes

69: Look at This Entire Aisle of Standoffs

68: Dancing With Hundreds Of Women

67: Software for Things That Can Kill People

66: As Simple as Possible

65: Resonant Frequency of My Butt

64: Making Making Embedded Whoops

63: Dingo-Rabbit Deathmatch

62: Costs a Penny to Go to the Bathroom

61: I Want Programmable Pants

60: Fun Things You Can Make out of Beagles

Bonus: Heartbreak Afterparty

59: Vision for Simple Minds

58: Use These Powers For Good

57: Engineering on the Run

56: Rodents of Unusual Size

55: Embedded Systems and Cricket

54: Oh! The Hugh Manatee

Bonus: From Solid Con

53: Being a Grownup Engineer

52: Maximize the Sonic Boom

51: There Is No Crying in Strcpy

50: The Podcast Formerly Known As...

49: Is That an Ardunio in Your Pocket

48: Widgets on the Hands of Ants

47: Bridge of Toothpicks

46: I'm Painting the Turtle

45: Yanking on a Cat's Tail Is the Only Way to Learn

44: Light Up Strikes Back

43: A Lot of High-Falutin' Math

42: Blocks of Gold with LCD Displays

41: Pink Universes Die Really Quickly

40: Mwahaha Session

39: I Blame Space

38: Blame the Monkey

37: Surf's Up

36: Drive the Boat with a Wii Mote

35: All These Different Reasons Why You Might Want to Do Something

34: Really Big Cabbage

33: Quitting My Finnish Lessons

32: Woo Woo Woo

31: If You See a Dongle Run Away

30: Eventually Lightning Strikes

29: Ducking the Quadcopter

28: A Lot of Wish Fulfillment

27: You Are Blowing My Mind

26: The Tofu Problem

25: Thunderdome for Antennas

24: I'm a Total Fraud

23: Go For Everything I Want

22: Mincraft Is the New Apple II

21: The Tent Is Flat and Everyone Is Wet

20: Soldered Together By Monkeys

19: Bacon and Beer Event

18: Brine Solids Building Up in Strange Places

17: Facebook Status: Maybe Not Dead

16: Democracy Is the Worst Form of Government

15: Robot on the Front

14: Hot

13: Introspective Nasal Gazing

12: You Have a Jedi Sword

11: Tell Me I'm Wrong, It's Fine

10: Hands Off, Baby

9: Kidnapped and Blindfolded

8: Studebaker Love Story

7: Lights, Camera, Electrons

6: Do Robot Squirrels Dream of Electric Imps...

5: Passion Is Contagious

4: Are We Not Lawyers?

3: Plenty of Candy, No Guns

2: My Little Pony Stopped Outputting

1: Start Tinkering