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Living tubes, no sex

The contrary opinion

Stained by poppies

The routine tasks of a vengeful God

The black service window in space

Countermanic Baroque

Tomatoes and spices and clams, oh my!

A fortuitous cold soup

Bottoming, literally and figuratively

The power of the normative gender binary

Luke Adams and the power bottoms of the pre-pandemic days

Adventures in reading

The illegal trade in baby seals

On the sex toy watch

It’s raining men

Coconut X revisited

A moment with my mates Baz and Hazza

Annals of derogation: homo

Animated families

Neighborhood walking: botanical notes

The mosaic mural

Penguins, iconic and indistinguishable

The breakfast walk

Seeking a penguin caption

Presenting yourself

The Vishnu of philosophy

Masculine flamboyance

Notes on Fijian

Singing about death

The travails of etymology

Remarkable sinecures

The fabulously successful idiot plot

Three nights on the hormonal rollercoaster

You just don’t know that you don’t know

Hung with drugs

My hedge is a blood-headed beautiful man

My accomplishment for 2/25

Toys, potatoes, and dogs

How long is it?

Tell us their story!

The megalomania of a small penis

Two remarkable performances by Jesse Jackson

New frontiers in porn for gay men

Catamite’s delight

Hallucinations (and delusions)

He donned a suit in the snowstorm

Anarthrousness in the comic strips

You know it’s good, because it’s free

Calvin Tompkins

Bad times, go away

Reptilian fruit couplet

Kinky Beavers and their kin

Finishing my groom

Two DEC-20 cartoons

Ad-talk: your morning groom

Godzilla, enlightened and confused

A Vermont portmanteau and a net-naive Santa

The fortuitous guest gift

Today’s found poetry

Godzilla Santa #1

Today’s consumer quiz

Nairobi, gorillas. and gorilla suits

A Pickleball Christmas

Z-Man and his cornucopia of words

Suck my suffix!

TNT: the basics

It’s the polar bears

What men actually want for Christmas

Joey’s Surf Vacation

Cartoon understanding: the advanced class

Surfing like bunnies

At the zeugmoid laundry

The angel of the Lord came down

Thanksgiving music

By their remnants you shall know them

A seasonal affliction

Scholarly communication

Yesterday’s found poetry

The egg crack’d from side to side

A gyro bowl from Nick the Greek

Je suis Monsieur Pantoufles

Koi Palace takeout

What’s your number?

Pressure Drops and Itchy Spots

Two afflictions

Taking Goat to lunch

Eric Swalwell and his facial scruff

Things left undone

Yummy grub from around the planet

The balloon trainee

It’s a jungle out there

Like a Spanish cow

Gods and tables

Category errors as a joke form

Mammoth walkies

Memory, fragile and pliable

Excesses of youth?

The Billy Joel formula pun

Medicine days 2

10/30: not just Halloween Eve

Penultimate October

School days, Golden Rule days

The dark lord of death

LSA news bulletin: awards

“As the Mind Spins”

Moments of love and joy

The food train rolls on

A monster sale at Bath and Body World

Tex-Mex cheese enchiladas

Vienne en Isère 3: La Marjolaine

Another visit to Vienne en Isère

Living out loud

A World Postcard

Quiche, Henri, les flics!

Scam rounds 2 and 3

Jessica Hagedorn

The passing domestic scene: waterfalls

The passing domestic scene: biopsies

Comforting and commiserating

Revolt against the bad guys

From the annals of NAA

… that I am precious to them

Musical Millbrooks

The Pomeranian-nimbus

Holy Romaine Empire

Linguists spell things out

Three linguists among the nutters

Cellarettes and cabinet drinks

The flannel frontier

The duck drops down

October’s song: amid rueful jesting, they slip into death

The view from the troubled fringes

The FY restaurant

Three more years

entre más carne mejor

An armed gunman

To Survive on This Shore

From the annals of remarkable commercial names